Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Spider Hurts

Have you ever been to a playground before? If you have not you should really go to one. My family and I went to the playground. Every playground has swings right? If a playground does not have swings it's a pretty lame playground. Actually it's a REALLY lame playground. Anyway, there is something called spider that you can do on the swings. It's where you sit on top of someone else and you swing together. Well, I did it with my sister Lyric and I think she was insane for just a breif moment because she thought it was a brilliant idea to jump off the currently moving swing. She claims that she tried to get off in an orderly fashion but trust me, she jumped. Apperently she "forgot" that my legs were still attached to hers. You probably know what happened next, but just incase you are cluless right now, Lyric jumped off and took me with her. We landed with a splat on the ground. I landed on my back. HARD. I went home looking like a freak with a huge wet spot on the back of my sweatshirt and molch up my pants. The molch did not feel good. AT ALL. Next time you do spider hold on tight for dear life! 

Monday, March 18, 2013

Horse Shows!

If you have ever been to a horse show you will know what I am talking about. They are weird but cool. I went to my sister's horse show(yes, she is good) and she stayed for FIVE HOURS! Then, get this, she rode for about five MINUTES! Five hours of being at the farm, all for five minutes. That just is insane to me. My soccer team warms up for about half an hour before the game. Not five hours! Don't get me wrong, I LOVE horses. LOVE THEM. They are one of my favorite animals. It was really cold when we got there, so we all went inside. Lyric rode a horse named Moon. He is white and VERY handsome. She did really well and placed first, two seconds, and a third. If you were to ride a horse would you rather ride a cute pony, or a big beautiful horse? People say that if you fall off of a horse seven times, you are a pro. I don't understand why if you fall, you become a pro. It should be if you jump seven jumps, or if you canter in a circle seven times. Falling off of the horse is bad! Not good. BAD. After my sister was done, I got hungry so I asked mom where the food was and she said outside. I go outside and there is a food truck. It has basically everything fried.I learned the hard way that you never get anything fried from a food truck, you will not feel good.Never get anything fried from a food truck. NEVER EVER. They tell you it is chicken when it really isn't. They take any thing they find and put it on the grill and serve it to you. Most of the time they do not find good chicken just sitting there on the side of the street. Never eat anything fried from a food truck. If you ever go to a horse show, I hope you will listen to my advice or the following days after you eat it will not be pretty for you.

Saturday, March 16, 2013

Championship... mabye

Whenever you are doing a sport you always want to do your best. You always want to make it to the top, you always want to play another game... except for when its FREEZING. If you were to be sitting there waiting for your game to start at the baseball, hockey or soccer field and it was twenty degrees and you were freezing, I am sure you would not be the happiest soul in the world. Now if it were warm and sunny and bright like it is in Florida right now, that would be different. I had all the clothes in the world on, hat,gloves, 15 layers of pants, literally, and I was still freezing. I wanted to make it to the championship with all of my heart, but I had really wanted it to be above ZERO DEGREES! Anyway we ended up playing great and winning, so tomorrow is the championship and I have to get up at 6:00. As you probably can guess I am thrilled to wake up that early, I still am going to give it 110%. So the one piece of advice I would give you is that you should definitely wear 16 layers of pants when playing March soccer in Northern New England!!!