Spider Hurts

Have you ever been to a playground before? If you have not you should really go to one. My family and I went to the playground. Every playground has swings right? If a playground does not have swings it's a pretty lame playground. Actually it's a REALLY lame playground. Anyway, there is something called spider that you can do on the swings. It's where you sit on top of someone else and you swing together. Well, I did it with my sister Lyric and I think she was insane for just a breif moment because she thought it was a brilliant idea to jump off the currently moving swing. She claims that she tried to get off in an orderly fashion but trust me, she jumped. Apperently she "forgot" that my legs were still attached to hers. You probably know what happened next, but just incase you are cluless right now, Lyric jumped off and took me with her. We landed with a splat on the ground. I landed on my back. HARD. I went home looking like a freak with a huge wet spot on the back of my sweatshirt and molch up my pants. The molch did not feel good. AT ALL. Next time you do spider hold on tight for dear life!